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01/12/2006 by Fish Wife

Sword Dancers

Does anyone know if the Stevenage Sword Dancers will be fulfilling their booking commitments this Friday as part of some sword swinging tour of the town? Also, is this part of any planned activities for the town in the run up to Christmas? Despite being expected to perform at The Ram at 10pm last Friday, they failed to turn up, and enquiries discovered that one of them had pulled a muscle! [:0] I don't think anyone had the nerve to ask exactly which muscle! [:I]


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Reply ID 31715

01/12/2006 by Mad Mick

Wasnt his "pork sword" muscle was it?


Reply ID 31716

01/12/2006 by Sheila W Heel

Mrs Wheel and I love the Swords and very much look forward to their performances. We weren't aware of their failure to turn up in Hertford last week, but are delighted that they will soon be performing. If any further news of injury is forthcoming we would like to be advised as we wouldn't like to waste our time standing in a public house partaking of alcohol just for the sake of it. C'mon the sword!


Reply ID 31717

01/12/2006 by plover

Presumably then after your last visit to see the swords you were renamed Sheila, Mr Heel?


Reply ID 31722

01/12/2006 by hector

I have seen Sword Dancing performed elasewhere. It owes much to Morris Dancing but without the bladders. Crackingly good entertainment. I had no idea that such an event was being performed locally and shall certainly make the effort to visit The Ram this evening in the hopes of them turning up - pulled muscles permitting! I had no idea such a spectacle could be staged within the confines of a pub, having previously only seen it outside. I assume that all the necessary requirements regarding H & S issues have been implemented in the event of someone being injured by the swords or in trying to avoid them. Does anyone have any idea of other local pubs that are on the tour list?


Reply ID 31723

01/12/2006 by Sheila W Heel

You've heard of a boy named Sue? P.Lovely chap. ...Fella's don't ya long to be a woman....etc Anyway, does anyone know if the mighty Stevenage Sword will be in town tonight or not? Sensible answers only please!


Reply ID 31729

01/12/2006 by Rooster

Stevenage Sword were due to perform at 9.30 pm at the BH last Friday. One of the members came in and apologised that they would not be able to dance, about an hour before the due time. He was to ring us and rearrange. So far, we have heard nothing. I was told that one of the members had injured his leg and I automatically asked if he had cut it on his sword!! I did get a chuckle from the guy.


Reply ID 31750

02/12/2006 by Fish Wife

Well- despite my excitement they didn't turn up last night either! Just as well I suppose as I was at home being poorly. Does anyone have any idea when they might be in town again? [:p]


Reply ID 31818

04/12/2006 by 60sDJ

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Originally posted by Fish Wife
Well- despite my excitement they didn't turn up last night either! Just as well I suppose as I was at home being poorly. Does anyone have any idea when they might be in town again? [:p]
Aw sorry to hear you were poorly Ef-Dubya, hope you're fighting fit now. Geddit? Swords? Fighting fit? "Oh please yourselves" as Frankie Howard would say. I thought I saw a hilarious posting from Landy about the dangers of Sword Dancing in the early hours of this morning but couldn't reply at the time. Admin must have snipped that one. Ho hum hold the hilarity. Not sure when Stevenage Sword Dancers will be back, probably busy hacking their way through other commitments....[:D]


Reply ID 31838

05/12/2006 by Fish Wife

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Originally posted by 60sDJ
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Originally posted by Fish Wife
Well- despite my excitement they didn't turn up last night either! Just as well I suppose as I was at home being poorly. Does anyone have any idea when they might be in town again? [:p]
Aw sorry to hear you were poorly Ef-Dubya, hope you're fighting fit now. Geddit? Swords? Fighting fit? "Oh please yourselves" as Frankie Howard would say. I thought I saw a hilarious posting from Landy about the dangers of Sword Dancing in the early hours of this morning but couldn't reply at the time. Admin must have snipped that one. Ho hum hold the hilarity. Not sure when Stevenage Sword Dancers will be back, probably busy hacking their way through other commitments....[:D]
Yep Ef-Dubya was poorly and really didn't want to make things worse in the smoke! No-one seems to know what's happened to the sword swingers, perhaps they're feeling hacked off? Fingers crossed (less likley to get cut off that way) they may turn up before Christmas! [;)]


Reply ID 32199

11/12/2006 by Rooster

Wednesday 20th at 9.30 at BH (injuries permitting)


Reply ID 32205

11/12/2006 by Fish Wife

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Originally posted by Rooster
Wednesday 20th at 9.30 at BH (injuries permitting)
Whoa Rooster, Definitely worth a trip across town and new kevlar vests. A few injuries could make it a really good evening. We'll try to rustle up a crowd. No ducking behind the bar though........ [:)]


Reply ID 32547

17/12/2006 by Rooster

[quote]Originally posted by Rooster
Wednesday 20th at 9.30 at BH (injuries permitting) [/quote They have cancelled again!! Watch this space.


Reply ID 32704

18/12/2006 by Fish Wife

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Originally posted by Rooster
[quote]Originally posted by Rooster
Wednesday 20th at 9.30 at BH (injuries permitting) [/quote They have cancelled again!! Watch this space.
Noooooooooooooooooooo! We were intending to come along en masse (well, 4 of us). What's been injured this time I wonder? Burst bladder? Slipped hatchet? [;)]


Reply ID 32713

19/12/2006 by Landy

I did post some concerns about dancing with such dangerous items a while ago but they have since disappearered. I do hope there hasn't been an injury caused by the throwing or swinging of these swords.


Reply ID 32730

19/12/2006 by Rooster

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Originally posted by Landy
I did post some concerns about dancing with such dangerous items a while ago but they have since disappearered. I do hope there hasn't been an injury caused by the throwing or swinging of these swords.
Influenza apparently.


Reply ID 32788

19/12/2006 by Fish Wife

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Originally posted by Rooster
quote:
Originally posted by Landy
I did post some concerns about dancing with such dangerous items a while ago but they have since disappearered. I do hope there hasn't been an injury caused by the throwing or swinging of these swords.
Influenza apparently.
Huh - that Enza gets in anywhere and no-one sees her coming! Oh well, let us know if anything changes. Meanwhile, I can provide a couple of girlies to do the 'Dance of the Seven Duvets' if you're interested? [;)]


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